Ultimate Amullu !

It was the first day at college...

We were all bored to death in the first hour. In the break , the guys got introduced to one another. And there among the crowd was a 'Amul Baby' kind of a boy. He was Stout , had a round tummy , wore Blue full hand Shirt , neatly ironed pants , perfectly polished shoes ( pacca formals ), wore spectacles and was considerably short. He was introducing himself to everyone.

He came up to me.

Amullu:- Hi I am Sai Prassana Srinivasan.
Me : - Hi .. I am Sundar
Amullu :- Hi I am Sai Prassana Srinivasan.You can call me Sai. My hobbies
watching cricket , reading books.etc.. Overall I am a 'Playboy'. I love
Playing games.( Subsequently I found out , he had been repeating the
same lines to everyone in the class !)

I was completely taken aback by shock.

That is Sai a.k.a Amullu for you . He Blabbers quite a lot . Still worse is the fact he is intolerable when he tries to rectify the original 'olarals'. True , he has given us most of the funniest moments of college life.

Time went by ..

We soon found out that he was not a 'thayir saadam'.He was an expert in 'xxx' matters.He would give 'complete' answer to any queries raised on any 'such' topic. He considered himself a notch above Mathrubootham.

His ever 'dynamic' crush list had some big names .It would be Salma Hayek one day and Katrina Kaif another day. He would shiver at hearing the word 'Nayanthara'. He would say.. " Machan .. ava pera sollada da... enakku ennamo pannudhu".

Foul words would flow from his mouth at a rapid pace. No one stood near him when he was in 'form'. He would even bring your 'great grandmother' to that very place and question her integrity.Such was the Venom in his mouth.

Amullu's family is very orthodox and they follow strict food habits.
Sai's grandma would say 'Dont eat at college Canteen , the items would contain garlic'.

But the following would be his menu whenever we frequent a hotel

STARTER

1.Tomato Soup

MAIN DISH

1.Masala kulcha
2.Kashmiri naan
3.Tandoori Chicken.
3.Butter roti
4.Malai kofta
5.Paneer butter masala

END
1.Ice cream - Chocolate flavour ( the reason being it Increases Potency!)
2.Masala Milk(optional)
3.Chocalate milkshake(depending upon his mood)

Coming back to his 'olaryfying'. He was an expert at that.

Some of them during our Kodai Trip were..

a)"Ellarum Veetla Sollitu vantingala" (When train was about to start to Kodai . We were all starting the trip).

b) "amsterdam" predicted tat world will end in 2020...
sorry da.. tats not amsterdam , amsterdam is a city in australia...( We later found out that he actually meant Nostradamus.!!)

c)We got down at Kodai Road . He comes and tells .." Machan I think , we have come to the wrong place. We need to get down at Kodaikannal road and not kodai road.

d)We reach Kodaikanal. He calls up his mom and Says.. " Amma , I have safely reached ooty". His mother got worried and called to us to confirm that we are at Kodai .

The best of 'amullu' came later.

We all assembled at Nash's Place to practice for ' Business Behaviour ' competiton
for the culturals at Ethiraj college the next day . Every one had turned up except Mahendra. The Skit's script was already prepared and the Main Role was for Mahendra.
We could not start without him. We called him up. He was not available. His sister had picked up the phone and said that he has gone out.(But in the background , we could hear Mahendra instructing his sister to say so). Mahendra finally spoke and said he would be early the next day and we could manage with one practice before stage. We had not practiced before . We were angry.We wanted to win at Ethiraj .

Even ' Amullu ' was angry.Then Amullu Said " Machan ... Naalaiku Mahendra varatum da..avana Naalu vaarthe narukkunu kekaren.".

Mahendra came the next day.None of us spoke. We pushed 'Amullu' in front. We were motivating him to start his 'Foul words Spree'. He had promised yesterday .We wanted to know whether Mahendra had really gone outside yesterday.

Then 'Amullu' with a angry face went near Mahendra and Spoke " Machan.. Nethiku nee Veetla illaya.. ?, velilla poi irundhiya...?". All of us were silent.

Then Mahendra Slowly Spoke ... " Machan ... Rendume ore meaning thana da."


All of us burst out laughing. We did not practice. We lost miserably.



See the above Video.No Prizes for guessing who 'Amullu' is . Clue:- He is the one who comes at the Beginning (trying a sommersault) and at the end( He literally rolls on to the road.)!! Have a great time watching it.