'Pappu , Chuchu and Severe Famine'

'Pappu can't dance sala'... Who bothers..???

After all..

'Pappu' is spectacular,
'Pappu' has blue eyes.. wears Rado watch...
& sprays 'Gucci' perfume..

No one dares him now..
Wow.. Gone are the days of 'Pappu'.'Pappu' is a thing of past....

Now we have from our own Chennai ('pappu' belonged to Mumbai na..)a type of creature(s) known as 'Chuchu'. ( Name obviously inspired from someone I know)..

Let's see some characteristics of 'Chuchu'..

-->a 'Chuchu' studies well..
-->a 'Chuchu' never brushes teeth..
-->a 'Chuchu' pours advices when not required or asked for..
-->a 'Chuchu' puts scene..
-->a 'Chuchu' wants to be the centre of attraction..
-->a 'Chuchu' always has phlegm in his nose..
-->a 'Chuchu' unfortunately is not smart to look..
-->a 'Chuchu' does not know the meaning of being reticent..
-->a 'Chuchu' is a boy..(conclusion arrived after long discussions)..
-->a 'Chuchu' thinks he knows everything..

and most importantly...

The 'girl' friends of 'Chuchu' are all No 1 'ATTU' pieces..(a.k.a Sotha figure a.k.a dummy piece). These 'Attu's put over scene... They think they know everything... They talk a lot.. talk a hell lot.. They are worst type of 'jollu' parties...(even worse than 'Nandanam Arts' Boys..)It is said 'Attoda attagaasam Asin tha vida mosam..'(The Ramblings of Attu pieces are worse than Asin's Ramblings..!) Over make up podum'(already Romba kandraaviya irukkum)...Suppose..If they ever stop gossiping and sighting too much... They would not be part of this category..

Remember what vadivel says in 'Kadhalan'?? He classifies as-
a)Jill (Nice..!)
b)Jung (Bitter..!)
c)Juck (Yuck.. !)

No prizes for guessing.The friends of a 'chuchu' are all the worst among the 'c' category mentioned above.There would be a stiff competition to choose the worst among them if they ever take part in some kind of 'Ugly' contest.

Rajinikanth in one of his films would say.." nenachadu kadaikellana , kadachada vechi sondashama iru .." (If you are not getting what you desire... Be happy with what you get...!).Rajinikanth probably said it in a different context.

A 'Chuchu' interprets it differently.He chooses the dummy pieces since he is not able to lay hands on any 'Jill' or even a 'jung'.Bring this point to him .. He gets angry.. "Machan ... Naan thane avangaloda sutharen... Unakku enna...??"( What bothers You ?)....Ask him his cell phone.. He does not give it.. Ask him why ?.. He says personal messages.. ( aiyo kandraavi)...

A 'Chuchu' is always the only boy accompanying 5 to 6 'attus' anywhere.. The worse part is he chooses the 'attest' (of the 'attu' group of friends) as his 'Girl Friend'. A 'Chuchu' gets public humiliation when travelling with his 'attu'.He is respected only by the way his partner looks.. Since she looks ugly.. You know how is he treated.. When you call 'chuchu' for playing cricket , he refuses by saying he is busy.. Busy where...?? In some road side corner...in some fruit juice shop..

He is so loyal to his friends.. When you advise him to not roam along with them.. He replies.."Naan avanga pinnadi suthala da.. avanga thaan en pinnadi sutharaanga.." (I am not roaming behind them. They are only roaming behind me..!).That was the endpoint for me to advise him.. A 'Chuchu' thinks he is a 'Manmada kunju'.(Son of Manmadhan - God of Love.... Don't interpret otherwise..)

The behaviour of such 'Chuchu's' are understandable. This country (atleast chennai) is at present struck with a huge 'famine' of 'Good Ones' a.k.a 'Jill's'.
Railway station .. Bad.. Women's colleges .. Bad.. Bus stops.. Bad.. Cinema theatre.. Worse.. ( all these chuchu's end up there with their respective attu's...)..

Everywhere you go.. You find only attu's..Even 'Good Catchment' areas like Mylapore , West Mambalam ( Report Contributed by Matador) and Nanganallur ( Report Contributed by Shravan) are facing severe 'Scarcity'....

When is this dearth, destitution, drought, misery, paucity, poverty,starvation, want ,absence, default, defect, deficiency, famine, inadequacy, infrequency, lack, meagerness, paucity, poverty, privation, shortage, want, exiguousness, rareness, scantness, slim pickings, sparsity... and the list goes on.....going to end...???

It is apt to end this post by a prabhu deva song that righly says.. "April mayile pasumaiyile kaanchi pochu da... indha oorum pudikala , ulagam pudikala .. bore bore da... Idhu thevaiyaa.. ada ponga ya... "

The worst part is it is the beginning of July.... But.... The 'Scarcity' still continues........................................................................
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- By an 'Attophobic' , 'Famine' affected , 'Hungry' boy...