Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Black Gilderoy Lockheart who is not quite charming

Mr.K.Nithyanandam M.Com ( GOLD medalist ), M.Phil,. .. an all-rounder in all subjects .. Motivating force of Vivekananda College, who has a pucca network information system. Even if you breathe he'll GET INFORMATION !! His standard dialogues " nee sound kudutha ennakku news vandhdum " and " enna nee NON-SENSE aatum pesikite irruka ".. One cannot figure him out and no one will be able to identify him if he is near the black board. Guys ...NITHU ROCKS...

Nithyanandam handled accounts and banking papers in my Bcom II and III respectively.Nithu brings back happy memories not because he was a great teacher but he provided us with ultimate comic relief. His punch dialogues were simply the best and often is the hot news in the campus and that's the precise reason for this post. I want to share with you all the genius of Nithu...

Here we go.. Pick your favorite..

--> "If I tell your name to HOD , I'll get a Good name , you will get a Bad name."

--> "Edo nee enna emathara nu nenaikkaada, i`ll get information within 48hrs"

--> "Dei If u go to bar .. they will bar you... "

--> "solve the problem.. Dont be the problem"

--> "i will give u one chance and that is the only chance"

--> "rectify don't justify"

--> "I have brought a brand new second hand phone"

--> "fear don't interfere"

--> "if u r talking wen im talking, u wil be walking.."

--> "Answer the question, dont question the answer"

--> "be an athlete and not obsolete"

--> "Shoot Panna Basket ball... Shot adicha cricket Ball..that is the difference"

--> "if you dont know, dont say dont know "

--> definition of "VIVA" exam?
Student:-Sir VIVA exam naa enna??
Nitthu: Adavathu vaa...vanthu THESIS BINDING a Vai....ithu vanthu VAAVAI....athu vanthu VIVA...... (ever heard such a definition for viva exam??)

and My favorite...

-->

Ganapathy ( my classmate) to Nithu:-'Sir, Neenga Brian lara Maadhiri irukeenga sir...'

Nithu Replies (shaking his head in disagreement) :- 'Naan Lara maadhiri illa ,Lara thaan enna maadiri irukkan.. (and followed by his wry smile..)'

The real fun always starts after he utters his punch dialogues. The expression he gives thinking that he has said something extraordinary.He is master of english, the wizard of words,always has his magical touch...Nithu is special.(He even asked Shravan once to be a spy and give report)...

Nithu a.k.a annachi a.k.a idiamin a.k.a Dwyane Bravo a.k.a all in all azhagu raja a.k.a 'The Black Gilderoy Lockheart who is not quite charming' will always remain in our memory forever..

3 comments:

G Saimukundhan said...

Here is mine:

"if u r talking wen im talking, u wil be walking.."

Combination of Vijayakanth and Vijay T Rajhhenddher (I think this is his name now).

Hoping against all hope,
I don't figure in your post. (Did that sound rhyming?)

Cheers

G Saimukundhan

Sundar Raman said...

some what similar character what your nitu has, one of my prof at college prof. parthiban has.

We call him parthi....

He has more than 50 degrees to his credit...starting from B.COm (General), B.Com (Finance), B.Com (Statistics)...MBA (Marketing)...MBA(HR)..ovapi...list goes on and on...

MSP and TR are his best students..

I recall some of his best dialogues

(a) What I know, You don't know. What you know, I know.

(b) Companies Act, 1956 thalakila solluvaen na...nee solluviya? He starts from 659, 658.....

Jokes apart simply nice person....! I take this opportunity to salute him (oops! he gave me 30 hours of free attendance and saved me from detention during final year)

Saravana Prabhu M said...

Ada pavigala.. indha vizhayam ennake theriyadha...
And sundar for your information i think he thinks you are his best student. He gave you 30 days of free attendance whereas me and TR on 15.. So no competition you win hands down.
I think taking inspiration from this post,, i might post one other funny incident that happened in my college in vnp (parthi) class..
I also think that it is due to professors like nithi and parthi that our college figures in one of the "top seven spots in chennai"