I don possess a driving licence .... therefore I have potential dangers of getting caught by the master bribers 'the traffic police of Chennai' . .
I have get caught many a time but however have also escaped without paying bribe. . !
STORY #1
I was in my class six riding a kinetic honda.The vehicle skid and i fell on a cycler.I was caught redhanded..
How did I manage escape from that extralarge tummy fellow . .?
STORY #2
It was during my class 10.The Road I was Travelling Had a mobile court.Seeing me travel in school uniform a policeman came right in front of me.I dashed him.
I escaped,but how..?
STORY #3
It was during my class 12.I was Standing in a signal,a policeman saw me stop after stopline.He was approaching me . .!
I once again escaped but how...?
CLIMAX #1
I was tensed.He asked me identity card which i never have the habit of possessing.
suddenly i had an idea.Iam not sure whether it came due to fear or due to real intelligence...!
I immediately cried.!Ya cried..! "amma naan veetuku ponnum .... amma...". I was very
loud.the policeman got fed up and said 'seri seri po po. . . '
I realised the power of tears.!
CLIMAX #2
this time no childish plays....Real action stuff..hollywood style...
After dashing him. I did not hesitate butpushed the accelarator hard and started moving. i could hear shouts of 'Catch him, Follow him'. I knew the police guy was following me.. I took into smaller streets thinking that he would not be ble to follow me but oooops i rode into a dead-end !!!!
Our 'mama' came with a grin but to his fate his tyre got punchured. This was my chance . I pushed the acceleratorhard once again... I reached my dads office and sat silently.
CLIMAX #3
There was no running away.As the policeman was comin near me i drew backwards and was trying to stand behind the stopline.At that moment he called out to me.'hey you'. Fear gripped me as he was nearing .he came to me atlast and said 'can you drop me at the end of this road'?
I ws dumbstruck.Thanking God I gave a lift to him.
P.s I vowed to take license on the day i turned 18.Till now I did not.
P.P.s Hope my goodluck continues trill atleast I popssess a valid license.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
I was sitting in my class in college....
The bell just rang and it was now the fourth and the final hour.All the previous hours were free and this hour was again was no exception.The professor took the attendance and went...It was boring......
Suddenly i had a sense of dejavu. It had been like this all through my high school days..... I had some reminisces.
The first period in the morning would be English followed by a spree of free periods coz either my commerce teacher would have some important work or our economics teacher would be lazy to climb up the stairs to come to our class.Since all the hours would be free , I would finish of my lunch by the third period maximum.Never in the history of my school life have i eaten my lunch inthe lunch breaks.!
I noticed that there was a change.I ofcourse is a backbencher in my college but I used to be the first bencher in my school not because i was studious.There would be a platform in front of me in the classroom from where the teacher would take class.She used to stand just in front of me and hold the book in her hands
and i would comfortably doze off right under her nose without she noticing in the first bench..!!
I used to love lunch breaks.It was tremendous fun .We guys would put a small bench outside the class into the narrow corridor.We used to sit on it and pass comments about every girl passerby.It would be merry.!
During free periods we used to talk,play,sing,have book revolving contests,pass comments,roam around corridors. The major time pass would be listening to cricket scores in the radio and I used to be amazed by the unity in which boys and girls would coopearate to this.All the crimes were committed together and all the punishments were recieved together.!
The science students would feel jealous.However these free periods became a bore in the due course of time..........
Suddenly the bell rang once more... The last hour went very fast. It was time to go home..As i packed my bag and stood up, I could not stop but notice a tear roll down my cheek....!
I wiped it.
The bell just rang and it was now the fourth and the final hour.All the previous hours were free and this hour was again was no exception.The professor took the attendance and went...It was boring......
Suddenly i had a sense of dejavu. It had been like this all through my high school days..... I had some reminisces.
The first period in the morning would be English followed by a spree of free periods coz either my commerce teacher would have some important work or our economics teacher would be lazy to climb up the stairs to come to our class.Since all the hours would be free , I would finish of my lunch by the third period maximum.Never in the history of my school life have i eaten my lunch inthe lunch breaks.!
I noticed that there was a change.I ofcourse is a backbencher in my college but I used to be the first bencher in my school not because i was studious.There would be a platform in front of me in the classroom from where the teacher would take class.She used to stand just in front of me and hold the book in her hands
and i would comfortably doze off right under her nose without she noticing in the first bench..!!
I used to love lunch breaks.It was tremendous fun .We guys would put a small bench outside the class into the narrow corridor.We used to sit on it and pass comments about every girl passerby.It would be merry.!
During free periods we used to talk,play,sing,have book revolving contests,pass comments,roam around corridors. The major time pass would be listening to cricket scores in the radio and I used to be amazed by the unity in which boys and girls would coopearate to this.All the crimes were committed together and all the punishments were recieved together.!
The science students would feel jealous.However these free periods became a bore in the due course of time..........
Suddenly the bell rang once more... The last hour went very fast. It was time to go home..As i packed my bag and stood up, I could not stop but notice a tear roll down my cheek....!
I wiped it.
It was yet another sunny day...
A person went to a city branch of an reputed bank.He went to one of the staff there and said that he wanted to operate core banking.(Its a type of banking where a person can operate his account in any of the bank's branches).
The gentleman in the counter asked that person to bring a photograph and readily that person obliged. Then that person was asked to bring his address proof and again readily the person brought his Voter Id card. He was asked to fill up the withrawal slip and sign it..He did it.
The bank staff verified the signature and said it did not match. This person was astonished.He went near the monitor and observed the two signatures.There was an extra dot in the signature. The person pleaded but the bank staff were rude.
Then this person searched for a complain box.There was none.
He went again and said to the bank staff that his intention was not to cheat.Once again they were rude.
He was fed Up and he shouted 'Its my money , I want it. Who are you to stop me..?.I am not against what you say but I am against the way you people say.'
The end result ---- The bank froze that persons account.Was that person wrong..?
P.s. -- I am that person.
A person went to a city branch of an reputed bank.He went to one of the staff there and said that he wanted to operate core banking.(Its a type of banking where a person can operate his account in any of the bank's branches).
The gentleman in the counter asked that person to bring a photograph and readily that person obliged. Then that person was asked to bring his address proof and again readily the person brought his Voter Id card. He was asked to fill up the withrawal slip and sign it..He did it.
The bank staff verified the signature and said it did not match. This person was astonished.He went near the monitor and observed the two signatures.There was an extra dot in the signature. The person pleaded but the bank staff were rude.
Then this person searched for a complain box.There was none.
He went again and said to the bank staff that his intention was not to cheat.Once again they were rude.
He was fed Up and he shouted 'Its my money , I want it. Who are you to stop me..?.I am not against what you say but I am against the way you people say.'
The end result ---- The bank froze that persons account.Was that person wrong..?
P.s. -- I am that person.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
There lies the road ahead ....
From where i see people return ...
With wounds of heartburn....
Yeah the wounds are sans the colour red ..!
I see people running fast to touch the rope...
However i also notice people who have lost their hope ...!
I start , I start and slowly step on to the road ....
I move on thinking of pleasures and dream of ford...!
People warn me as I move and get on ...
They say if I be like this I will later moan..!
They instigate the concept of Fear..!
I assure myself that i will achieve in a year..!
What is this..? what is this..?
The chance that I should not miss...!
The road ahead is not life...
But it teaches you to walk on a knife...!
Ya the answer i knew..
That success is only for a few...!
I understood I had to reach the other end..
But I had so many mistakes that i needed to mend...!
I am in that rectifying process.....
Lets pray for each other and wish all the best in chorus..!!!
Lets pray for each other and wish all the best in chorus..!!!
From where i see people return ...
With wounds of heartburn....
Yeah the wounds are sans the colour red ..!
I see people running fast to touch the rope...
However i also notice people who have lost their hope ...!
I start , I start and slowly step on to the road ....
I move on thinking of pleasures and dream of ford...!
People warn me as I move and get on ...
They say if I be like this I will later moan..!
They instigate the concept of Fear..!
I assure myself that i will achieve in a year..!
What is this..? what is this..?
The chance that I should not miss...!
The road ahead is not life...
But it teaches you to walk on a knife...!
Ya the answer i knew..
That success is only for a few...!
I understood I had to reach the other end..
But I had so many mistakes that i needed to mend...!
I am in that rectifying process.....
Lets pray for each other and wish all the best in chorus..!!!
Lets pray for each other and wish all the best in chorus..!!!
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Film - Lage raho munnabhai.
Rating - 8 / 10.
Genre - Comedy.
Cast - Sanjay Dutt,Arshad Warsi,Vidya Balan, Boman Irani
How often does a movie make you feel refreshed ..?
How often does the entire audience in the theatre give a standing ovation after the film is over ..?
How often do you see a movie that respects the values of great leaders..?
How often do you see a movie that is watchable by 6 yr old and also by a 60 yr old..?
the answer is LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI...
This film is no sequel to the earlier film Munnabhai mbbs.One need not watch the earlier film to understand this one. The main charachters Munna(sanjay) and Circuit(arshad) get involved in yet another laugh riot.
Jaanavi(vidya) is a radio jockey whom Munna wants to meet . He does so in his own style and how he joins with her at the end along with Gandhi is the thin storyline of the film.
Arshad warsi is the pick of the actors for me.His sense of timing is simply astounding.Sanjay and Boman do a neat job. Vidya balan looks charming and pretty and the character of jaanavi suits her style. The guy who plays as Gandhi needs special mention.The music is great and all songs are pleasing.The song "samjo ho hi gaya" number is the pick of the songs 4 me purely because of the way its being picturised(YOU AN SEE THIS SONG IN THIS PAGE !!!).Diya mirza could have done better and wat is Abhishek Bachan doin here..!.Such good films need not have special appearances to popularise. At the end of the day you feel that all your problems can be solved.Gandhigiri or Munnagiri stays on.
Thank you Vidhu Vinod Chopra and RajkumarHirani once again.
MUNNA and CIRCUIT are our own desi LAUREL AND HARDY.!!!!
Rating - 8 / 10.
Genre - Comedy.
Cast - Sanjay Dutt,Arshad Warsi,Vidya Balan, Boman Irani
How often does a movie make you feel refreshed ..?
How often does the entire audience in the theatre give a standing ovation after the film is over ..?
How often do you see a movie that respects the values of great leaders..?
How often do you see a movie that is watchable by 6 yr old and also by a 60 yr old..?
the answer is LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI...
This film is no sequel to the earlier film Munnabhai mbbs.One need not watch the earlier film to understand this one. The main charachters Munna(sanjay) and Circuit(arshad) get involved in yet another laugh riot.
Jaanavi(vidya) is a radio jockey whom Munna wants to meet . He does so in his own style and how he joins with her at the end along with Gandhi is the thin storyline of the film.
Arshad warsi is the pick of the actors for me.His sense of timing is simply astounding.Sanjay and Boman do a neat job. Vidya balan looks charming and pretty and the character of jaanavi suits her style. The guy who plays as Gandhi needs special mention.The music is great and all songs are pleasing.The song "samjo ho hi gaya" number is the pick of the songs 4 me purely because of the way its being picturised(YOU AN SEE THIS SONG IN THIS PAGE !!!).Diya mirza could have done better and wat is Abhishek Bachan doin here..!.Such good films need not have special appearances to popularise. At the end of the day you feel that all your problems can be solved.Gandhigiri or Munnagiri stays on.
Thank you Vidhu Vinod Chopra and RajkumarHirani once again.
MUNNA and CIRCUIT are our own desi LAUREL AND HARDY.!!!!
It was 12th july 2006 . The results of Ca foundation exams were due next day at 2 pm!!
I was very tensed. i could not sleep that night . .. . .
8 am , 13th july... i just woke up. i was trying to be normal.
Then for the first time since my exams , i looked through the question paper !!
I knew instantly that i would fail in mathematics . i had no hope.
10 am, a message comes, i heard that results would come by 11 am. it was preponed ...!!
11 am, phone rings , it was aarthi on the line.."congrats" i heard. i was stunned.
she said " you have scored 241. accounts -56,maths-50(escape !),economics-65,bc & om-70.
Seriously i could'nt believe.! the first thing i enquired was whether it was my results.
she said " yes". i thanked her a lot and rushed to a nearby browsing centre.
ya !!! she was true!!. I decided to contact her for every future result.
How nice i felt ...!!!
I was very tensed. i could not sleep that night . .. . .
8 am , 13th july... i just woke up. i was trying to be normal.
Then for the first time since my exams , i looked through the question paper !!
I knew instantly that i would fail in mathematics . i had no hope.
10 am, a message comes, i heard that results would come by 11 am. it was preponed ...!!
11 am, phone rings , it was aarthi on the line.."congrats" i heard. i was stunned.
she said " you have scored 241. accounts -56,maths-50(escape !),economics-65,bc & om-70.
Seriously i could'nt believe.! the first thing i enquired was whether it was my results.
she said " yes". i thanked her a lot and rushed to a nearby browsing centre.
ya !!! she was true!!. I decided to contact her for every future result.
How nice i felt ...!!!
it was 7 pm that day... i just heard the word blog. my mind started asking weird questions.
what is blog ?
---- is it some kind of food item ?
---- is it a word used for slapping others ?
---- is it a scientific word ?
I enquired with my classmate.
He replied " its something to do with computers,i think bloggers are some kind of hardware engineers"
then i heard of blog unconference...!!!
then i thought a blog would be some kind of organisation,
but why is it called "unconference"?, my mind asked.
Then i went to google & searched for the word blog...
ALAS ! I knew the answer....
I understood what an excellent hobby it would be !
Cool . .I have now become a blogger !!! ( i could have looked into the dictionary the day i heard blog. i forgot)
what is blog ?
---- is it some kind of food item ?
---- is it a word used for slapping others ?
---- is it a scientific word ?
I enquired with my classmate.
He replied " its something to do with computers,i think bloggers are some kind of hardware engineers"
then i heard of blog unconference...!!!
then i thought a blog would be some kind of organisation,
but why is it called "unconference"?, my mind asked.
Then i went to google & searched for the word blog...
ALAS ! I knew the answer....
I understood what an excellent hobby it would be !
Cool . .I have now become a blogger !!! ( i could have looked into the dictionary the day i heard blog. i forgot)
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